Heh..I wish! Though I don't think women get off on gay men as much as men do on lesbians..do they? The thought of two women is normally enough to send guys off into Bonerville but I don't think women get the same happiness from envisioning two men, I might be wrong..
Anyway, scrubs. I love them. The skin on my body has turned from normal to dry recently and it annoys me because it practically happened overnight.
I'm lazy so I try to find scrubs which promise moisturisation. My HG scrub is by Origins but I use it very quickly and it's not cheap. I'm always on the lookout for a nice scrub and I think I've finally found my favourite:
The Sanctuary Kyphi Nourishing Hot Sugar Scrub.
I have to say that the scrubs by The Sanctuary make me laugh..I've used three of them so far, two were warming and one was not. The first was in a squeezy tube and was too gentle for me. The second was in a tub and looked like clay. I used to use it in the shower and when I'd finished showering, it looked like I had messed myself in the shower which isn't the look you really want. When I wash this one off me, it looks like I'm bathing in piss...I know, you read the blog for the makeupy stuff but you stay for the class.
This scrub is perfect for getting your skin "summer ready". It may be hot but it works far better than a lot of the scrubs which don't warm up on contact.
It's quite milky and liquidy looking for an exfoliator..however, it has differing sizes of exfoliant in it which is something that I never paid any mind to before but now I think about it, it's perfect.